Putting my smug face foward

So over two years ago, when Steve and I first started talking about "this house thing," we decided that the best part of owning a home would be all the condescending things we could say to our friends who don't own homes.*

Above is my impression of the "Yeah well, talk to me when you have a mortgage" face.

Other smug potentialities include: "You just don't understand, being a renter and all," and "Sorry [friend's name], I can't go out tonight--I got a new roof to save up for."

*Full explanation of the Talk to Me When You've Been a Teacher for 35 Years argument can be seen here.